8×09 – Der Hass-Club | The One With The Rumor

Eine sehr geile Folge. Brad Pitt als Will ist einfach nur genial. Vor allem der „I hate Rachel“ – Club, der gerade einmal drei Mitglieder hat, war der Knaller Und das Gerücht, dass sie über Rachel in die Welt gesetzt haben war auch geil

Joey und sein Truthahn waren auch eine super Story, wie er dann in den Schwangerschaftshose von Phoebe durch die Gegend läuft

Joey: Hey Rachel, listen. Did you know that during pregnancy your fingers swell up to twice their size and never go back?
Rachel: Rachel looks at her hands, worried. Oh my god, let me see it.
Joey: Ha ha ha, you fall for it every time.

Will: That’s right, we said your parents flipped a coin and decided to raise you as a girl, but you still have a hint of a penis.

Joey: (after eating the turkey) Just nobody press on my stomach.
(sees Monica serving the pie)
Joey: What you got there? What is that, pie?
Monica: Yeah, you want some?
Joey: Just cut me a little sliver … Little bigger, little bigger. What are you afraid of? Cut me a real piece!

Ross: I don’t think I’ve seen you since uh, Lance Davidson’s graduation party.
Will: That was such a fun night
Ross: Yeah would have been good if we had gotten in but still real fun.

Will: (about how he hated Rachel in high school) It wasn’t just me. We had a club.
Rachel: You had a club?
Will: That’s right. The I Hate Rachel Green Club.
Rachel: O my God! So what? You all just join together to hate me? Who else was in this club?
Will: Me and Ross.
(points to Ross)
Ross: No need to point. She knows who Ross is.

Monica: [about the rumor Will and Ross started about Rachel in high school] Rachel, everybody in school heard the rumor.
Rachel: You knew and you didn’t tell me!
Monica: Well, I was afraid it might be true, you’d cry and then show it to me!
Chandler: Wait a minute, we heard that rumor in my high school! You were the hermaphrodite cheerleader from Long Island?

Joey: That’s right! ‘Cause I’m a Tribbiani! And this is what we do! I mean, we may not be great thinkers or world leaders, we don’t read a lot or run very fast, but damnit, we can eat!