[Adrian Monk]

Wie kann Evelyn nur die alten Säcke ohne Geldgeldgeld nehmen, gegenüber den jüngeren mit Privatjet. #hm#

Quote:

Alan: What’s that? What do you have there?
Charlie: Nothing, is just…
Alan: (picks up the magazine) The Modern Bride?
Charlie: Yeah, I just thought it would be really nice to decorate around now that Mom is gonna get married, to celebrate the wedding here in the house.
Alan: (has a disappointed look on his face) Oh, my God! (short pause) You are a mind reader!

Charlie: I don’t understand, how could mom say „no“ to him?
Alan: He was perfect for her.
Charlie: Forget her, he was perfect for us.

Alan: Can I go sit in the limo?
Teddy: Knock yourself out. There’s sushi.
Alan: Sushi in a car? Oh, boy!

Teddy: Charlie, when you get to be my age most of your friends are either married or dead.
Charlie: What’s the difference?
Teddy: The dead ones smell up my plane.

Teddy: Unbelievable—an 18-second fight. It takes longer for me to start peeing.

Alan: You’re going to be sorry!
Charlie: (Sarcastically, in a singing voice) You’re going to be homeless.

Alan: Geez, there’s Mom. Who’s that she’s with?
Charlie: I don’t know, but she hasn’t been dating him long.
Alan: How can you tell?
Charlie: He’s still smiling.

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