5×13 – Die beste Massage der Welt | The One With Joey’s Bag

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Die Beerdigung von Phoebes Oma war richtig genial, mit 3D-Brillen, dass ist mal ein schöner einfall

Der Hammer war aber Joey mit seiner Tasche und wie stolz er darauf war, er sah ja mal sowas von bescheuert aus

Rachel: Exactly! Unisex!
Joey: Maybe you need sex. I had sex a couple days ago.
Rachel: No! No Joey! U-N-I-sex.
Joey: Well, I ain’t gonna say no to that.

Chandler: Okay, you give the worst massages in the world.
Monica: I’m crying here!!
Chandler: Okay, hear me out. Okay? You give the best bad massages. If anybody was looking for the best bad massage and they were thinking to themselves, „Who’s the best of that?“ They’d have to go to you.
Monica: Huh. So you’re saying like umm, if there was an award for the best bad massage, well who would get that?
Chandler: Oh, it would be you! You! Monica! And you’d get all the votes!
Monica: So maybe they could umm, call the award the Monica?
Chandler: Absolutely!
Monica: Okay. I suck!
Chandler: Yeah! (They hug.)