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Die Beerdigung war ja sowas von geil und dann fängt Al auch noch an zu heulen, weil Peg seine Bowlingkugel mit in die Kiste gepackt hat

Marcy: Look, we know Bella can be loud, and annoying, and the whole neighbourhood hates his guts, but at least he’s a good protector.
Bud: Mom, that’s just what you say about Dad!

Peggy: Al, what are you doing?
Al: Getting my gun. Peg are you gonna tell me where you hid the bullets now or are you gonna wait until the kids see our pictures in the paper?
Peggy: Al, I had to hide the bullets so Bud wouldn’t find them.
Al: Where are they?
Peggy: They are in the finger holes of your new bowling ball.

Steve: (to Al) You shot my dog in the middle of a bowel movement?

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