[Randy Taylor]

Charlie, der die Verantwortung für Jake übernimmt? Nie im Leben, dass kann ja nur schief gehen
Evelyns Geschenke für Alan und Jake waren ja mal richtig geil.

Und wie alle auf Alan sauer waren, da er jemanden anderes für Jakes Verantwortung genommen hat

Alan: (to Charlie) If Mom’s ever in a coma your the the one who has to decide whether to pull the plug.
Charlie: Pull.

Jake: Uncle Charlie, show mom how you mop the floor with my hair.
Charlie:It’s actually more like dusting.
Judith: What if you drop him and he cracks his head open?
Charlie: Then I’d realy have to mop.

Charlie(On the phone with Judith):Oh hey Judith. (Rolls his eyes)Why do I have Alan’s phone?…Why do you want custudy of that too.(Laughs)…oh come on,it’s a little funny.Ya know what,I bet me and Alan switched phones by mistake.You want my number?Ok,it’s 310-Lick-Me…hey it’s not my fault if that’s what it spells.

Allen (After Charlie said he couldn’t be trusted with Jake): He’s a boy you can’t keep him from getting hurt. Last summer he actually fractured his ass doing a cannon ball into the bath tub

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