[Randy Taylor]

Rose und Alan? Das wäre ja mal eine Konstellation gewesen, da hätte es ja ordentlich was zu lachen gegeben

Und so dumm wie man glaubt ist Rose ja überhaupt nicht #8o#

Berta: So you want to know what goes on underneath this rough exterior. Whether somewhere inside me there is a tiny little girl that wanted to be a famous ballerina.
Alan: Is there?
Berta: If there is, it is because I accidentally ate her and I haven’t passed her yet. I’m telling you, I’m dreading that tiara.

Alan: Did you know Rose has a master’s degree in psychology?
Berta: Did you know I’m a founding member of the mile high club?
Alan: No.
Berta: Yeah, me and Orville at Kitty Hawk.

Charlie(singing): Oh, oh, oh, oh, ashikuru. Oh, oh, oh, oh, ASHIKURU! My oh my he’s a DEMON SAMURAI! He’s the guy who had to die. ASHIKURU!!!

Charlie: I meant to ask you, how did that book report turn out?
Jake: I got a D-.
Charlie: D-? Didn’t you read the Cliff Notes?
Jake: That was 50 pages!
Charlie: Unbelievable, your kid’s too lazy to cheat.
Alan: Has it occurred to you that maybe he’s too honest to cheat?
Jake: No, I’m lazy.

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