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Garkech war als Charakter mal so richtig geil! Natürlich macht Craig ihn zum Stellvertreter :p Aber das ist ja auch so ne Nulpe.
Reese war kaum zu sehen … #sad# Aber nicht mehr lange, dann kommt eine Reihe von Reesefolgen … #dance#

Lois: Reese! Everything coming out of your nose is going right back in your mouth!

Francis: Some of my friends in Marlin are going to spend their spring break river rafting. You wouldn’t believe how jealous they were when they heard I was going to spend counting shampoo bottles at the Lucky Aide.

Hal: Dewey should be proud of his old man. One out of four wouldn’t be so bad.

Malcolm: He’s tanking.
Dewey: He’s way past tanking.

Hal: All jobs are boring.
Boy: Being a fireman isn’t boring.
Hal: True. But you have to consider the high mortality rate. I mean, it’s very easy to get killed in a fire.
Boy: My daddy’s a fireman.
Hal: O-Oh, I’m sure he’s probably gonna fine …!

Lois: Boys, I want to talk to your father alone.
Reese: So? You have a bedroom. We’re eating!
(Blick von Lois)
Reese: Just kidding!

Craig: Any questions so far?
Francis: Yes, which household product will kill me fastest?
Craig: Okay, we’re gonna have you count the Q-tips first.
Blind Guy: Bleech. Or … oven cleaner. Or … recronate. Recronate is good.

Stevie: With my … (hhh) … intelligence … (hhh) … and tokenism … (hhh) … the skies … (hhh) … are the limit …!

Dewey: There’s this girl in school that calls me Dooey Dewey.
Hal: That’s the same girl that puts paste in your hair all the time?

Indian (über Garkech zu Francis): He says … get back to worrrk!!

Dewey (über Regina Tucker): Now she’s calling me Dewey Dwarf.

Lois (zu Hal): Honey … this is your dream, it is supposed to be fun!

Craig: I’ll be in the cookie aisle.

Reese (schlägt unmotiviert Malcolm nieder): That’s for stepping on my side of the room!

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