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Geilgeilgeilgeile Folge Malcolm at its best …! #bye# #bye#
Dewey hat mit seinen e-len-den Lügen wieder wertvolle Sendezeit gestohlen X-(

Der Junge war nicht Alexander Gould (Egg), sondern irgendsoein in der Gosse geronnener Bengel namens Emmett Shoemaker. #vertrag#

(Reese sitzt auf der neuen Couch)
Reese: Oh, great! When did I sit in tar?

Eric: I couldn’t go out with Lauren unless I found someone for her sister. So … why don’t you just enjoy your date?
Francis: She’s 12.
Eric: So, she’s not the one. You can still have a good time.

Reese: Mmmm, ice cream. What an unexpected surprise for some of us.
Malcolm (aus dem Zimmer): Ya, Reese, YOU get to eat ice cream and I don’t, it’s okay.
[…]
Reese: Mmmm, sprinkles. Aren’t those your favorites, Malcolm?
Malcolm (aus dem Zimmer): I’m rubbing my butt on your pillow case!

National Guard Guy: It can scar you throat and lungs in a matter of seconds.
Hal: But it may be not actually fatal … m-maybe you’ll need artificial larrings, but you’d still be alive!
Reese: Man, that would be so cool to have! (kratzige Stimme): My name is Reese. What are YOU looking at?

Lauren (zu ihrer Schwester): Have another donut, lonely girl!

Hal (quietschig): Is that pepper spray?
National Guard Guy: I also have a whistle and I’m prepared to use that as well!

Hal: Would you like a bedtime story?
Girl: Can’t you make him just go away, daddy?
Hal: Oh, she’s precious. (trollt sich)

Reese: It’s a cold world. And it gets colder every minute.
Man: You’re an evil, little punk! (gibt ihm seine Uhr und will gehen)
Reese: Ah-ah. Socks, too!

Malcolm: What are you gonna do? Spank me?
Lois: You bet I am!

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