Abby: McGee! You came all the way down here to see me in my court suit!
McGee: No…
Abby: You totally did!
McGee: No, I did not…
Abby: Your mouth lies but your red ears are telling the truth!
Ziva: Redrum?
Tony: All we’re missing is a kid on a Big Wheel and a man in a bear suit.
Ziva: And in your head, that somehow makes sense to you?
Tony: Yeah, it’s The Shining, Ziva, Now that you mention it, what was that guy doing in a bear suit?
Abby: Me? Who would want to kill me? I mean Tony, I understand.
Tony: Hey!
Director Shepard: Well Abby also doesn’t have enemies! I mean it’s not like we’re talking about agent DiNozzo.
Tony: Hey!… Ma’am…
Gibbs: Why didn’t you come to me, Abby?
Abby: Because Gibbs… I wanted him restrained… not beaten to a pulp with a baseball bat!
Gibbs: You’re going with McGee.
Abby: Great, like I haven’t been traumatized enough already.