[Randy Taylor]

McGee: Are you okay?
Ziva: I’m doing desk work.
McGee: Could be worse.
Ziva: What part of „desk work“ do you not understand?

Ducky: (The crime scene being in the elevator inside the NCIS building) I have been traveling to crime scenes for a great many years but I can say with complete confidence: this is the shortest commute I have ever had…
Jimmy: And one of the first times I didn’t get us lost…

Abby: Sorry, McGee. Maybe your hat is turning me into some sort of superagent.
Tony: That’s weird ‚cuz it never had that effect on McGee.

Ziva: If you put me on hold again I will jump through this phone and strangle you!

McGee: The handbook says that we are required to wear this outfit at all active crime scenes.
Tony: But not in our own building, that’s like wearing a nametag in your own apartment.

Ziva: How long does this take?
Tony: I don’t know, Ziva. It’s an autopsy, not an oil change.

Abby: Wow, after all these years I finally lost my crime scene virginity.
Tony: I’m don’t think that’s ever been said before.

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