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der kostenlose pornokanal ist richtig geil und wenn sie eine pornopause gebraucht haben, dann sind sie einfach zu monica und rachel gegangen

phoebe bekommt drillinge. Die Reaktion von Frank und Alice war einfach nur geil, wie sie sich erst total gefreut haben und dann total down waren

Chandler: The weirdest thing happened to me today. I went to the bank, there was a lady teller, and she didn’t ask me to do it with her in the vault!
Joey: Same sort of thing happened to me. Female pizza delivery guy comes over, drops of the pizza, takes the money, and leaves!
Chandler: What? No „nice place; I bet the bedrooms are huge“?
Joey: No!
Chandler: You know what? I think we need to turn off the porn.

Monica: Ohhh, I knew you loved her! Then you need to go to the airport and tell her. You’re probably just gonna catch her just as she’s about to go to the gate. You’re gonna call out her name and say, „I love you!“ And she’s gonna say, „I love you, too!“ And you guys are going to have the most amazing kiss, everyone at the gate will applaud.
Ross: I am a good kisser.
Monica: Then you two can, can sneak into the cockpit, and things will start to heat up, and then a stewardess comes in… (Ross looks at her.) I’ve been watching too much porn.

(Joey switches channels with the remote and porn appears on the TV)
Chandler: Hey!
Joey: Whoa, is this porn? What did I do, I must’ve hit something on the remote!
Chandler: Do we pay for this?
Joey: No, we didn’t pay our cable bill. Maybe this is how they punish us.

Ross: What do I do now?
Joey: You play hard to get.
Ross: She already lives in London.
Joey: Then you go to Tokyo.

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