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Bette: „Bring it on you fucking dwarf!“

Alice (zu Shane): „Oh my god! It’s Yoda!“

Alice: „Yoda needs to give me some better advice or Yoda needs to shut the fuck up!“

(keine Ahnung von wem) „You totally just got laid, didn’t you?“

Helena: „I had no idea it could feel this warm and fuzzy being poor“

Jenny: „There’s Gabby Deveaux.“
Helena: „Whoa, that’s a lot of hookups.“
Alice: „Yeah, she’s a whore.“

Waiter: „Refill?“
Helena: „No, I don’t think I can afford it.“
Alice: „Helena, it’s free.“

(Beim Basketballspiel)
Bette (zu Papi): “ Who you callin‘ Brown Barbie, you fuckin‘ Carmalita Tropicana!“

Tina: „That’s fine, Jenny. I still identify as a lesbian.“
Jenny: „Yeah, but when you walk down the street with your boyfriend, holding your boyfriend’s hand, enjoying all the heterosexual privileges, you stop being a lesbian.“
Kit: „Depends on what color heterosexual you are that gets you all them privileges.“
Shane: „Tina, I don’t think there’s a goddamn difference.“
Helena: „No, I mean, if Tina wants to identify as a lesbian, isn’t that her choice?“
Alice: „Why don’t you just be a bisexual?“
Tina: „Actually, I think of lesbian as a political identity, to tell you the truth.“
Jenny: „No, it’s not. It’s not about who you vote for. It’s about who you fuck.“

Ja, die Jenny hat eben den Durchblick

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