[Ladida]

Hier die Szene aus der 1. Staffel fand ich noch ganz lustig !

Bette: [to Alice about her thing with Gabby who treats her like crap] It has to end.
Tina: But seriously, Alice, you can’t let Gabby continue to treat you this way.
Alice: You guys don’t know her. I know it looks like she’s treating me like shit, but… it’s… she’s just, y’know…
Tina: Treating you like shit, Al.
Alice: Maybe, it’s just…
Bette: No. It’s just you deserve better.
Alice: I do?
[to which everyone makes a face]
Alice: Allright, I do. But… I just feel like at times, she’s, like, so right there, and I feel like we connect and then, all of a sudden, she acts like I don’t even exist.
Tina: That’s because she’s an emotional cripple.
Bette: Yeah. Emotional cripple slash narcissistic personality disorder.
Tina: And the next time she calls you? You have to end it.
Alice: I know. It’s just…
Bette: [firmly] It’s just nothing.
Tina: What are you gonna do?
Alice: Well, I was gonna ask her…
Bette: No asking.
Tina: What are you gonna tell her?
[Alice just laughs]
Tina: You’re gonna say, „Gabby, I really enjoy the time we’ve spent together, but it is obvious to me that we are in different places in our lives and we want different things out of a relationship, and I respect myself too much to let you continue to treat me this way.“
Bette: [continuing from Tina] „It’s clear to me now that you are an emotional cripple without any kind of capacity to understand true love.“
Tina: [picking up from Bette] „And I’m no longer willing to waste my valuable time on you.“
Bette: „So step off, bitch!“
[Dana and Alice crack up, Bette gets up to answer her phone]
Tina: Do it.

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